Could it possibly be the same Vince Taylor who strenuously denied accusations of gamesmanship at the outset of the diet, that has been seen leaving a leading Pontypool Lifestyle spa following a string of secret afternoon Liposuction sessions. The spa, which shares premises with the towns foremost lap dancing and cocktail lounge has declined to comment.
If recent reports of the ex-bruiser and his new physique are to be believed then it could well be true, alleged sources allege.
As the often ill-tempered competition enters its final two months, all eyes are on the two combatants. Whilst the younger and much lighter Two Puddings has edged ahead in the past weeks, big things are expected of the Bruiser following his exertions (concept 2?) of the week as a key weigh-in takes place tomorrow.
The apparently much better looking Vincent certainly appears to have regained his enthusiasm for matters following his ill fated 18 (Gin and Tonics) in 4 (hours) diet. Certainly if some of the cheap shots (all untrue of course) posted on this blog by the 18 stone 45 year old are to be believed, then we are in for an interesting couple of months.
Thoughts are inevitably turning to the winners spoils, and concerns have been expressed in the younger mans camp that following the Bulimic Bruisers acquisition of a new weekend estate in Cornwall, funds might not be in place should he happen to lose this wager.
Details are to be released soon of the grand weigh-in evening event. The Usk Desperate Housewives have engaged the local WI to manufacture special over sized silk shorts for the big event, and Bunnings have sponsored the evenings Baby Oil. In scenes reminisent of the Full Monty, it is expected that the Showman Vince will demonstrate the full benefit of those long afternoons spent at his secret Pontypool hideaway.
Thoughts are inevitably turning to the winners spoils, and concerns have been expressed in the younger mans camp that following the Bulimic Bruisers acquisition of a new weekend estate in Cornwall, funds might not be in place should he happen to lose this wager.
Details are to be released soon of the grand weigh-in evening event. The Usk Desperate Housewives have engaged the local WI to manufacture special over sized silk shorts for the big event, and Bunnings have sponsored the evenings Baby Oil. In scenes reminisent of the Full Monty, it is expected that the Showman Vince will demonstrate the full benefit of those long afternoons spent at his secret Pontypool hideaway.
