Had to laugh over comment that Vince has allegedly lost his first stone following his big day out at the races. Can only think he meant he lost £14 not 14lbs !!
Maybe the bruiser need a maths lesson, or was he talking to God on the big white telephone before quickly jumping on the scales Monday night whilst wearing his beer goggles?
Me thinks he is up to his no good cheating tactics after hearing about Terry two puddings Morleys fantastic weight loss, last week, of 11lbs ( thanks Amanda ! ) Will have to get Sarah to verify the bruisers results from now on........the gloves are now officially off !
VINCE IMPORTANT NOTE : 1kg = 2.205 lbs
WEIGHT LOSS RULES
Rule 1: Only Friday morning weigh ins can be officially recorded.
( in yer pants )
Rule 2: Weight loss shall be verified by wives.
(preferably over a skinny latte)
Rule 3: Weight loss shall be recorded in lbs
(so as not to confuse the bruiser!)
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Terrence oh Terrence !!!
My maths is perfectly fine, you fail to realise the time span between the 4kgs point this week and the eventual loss of ONE STONE (or 6.34 kgs to be precise)
I have found your secret and yes the cabbage really does work.
Think what you like my boy, but I think the pressure is starting to tell in the Morley household.......
I agree to the rules, let the skinny latte's verify the weights on Friday mornings, trouble is tomorrow my missus is on holiday and I am at home with a Czech lap dancer !!!! If that can't shift the weight then nothing will !!!
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